My Question to the Police

Look, I love my Takoma Park Police Department. They helped me out in my big time of need, and have recently kicked some ass by making some nice arrests related to a string of burglaries in the neighborhood. But I gotta ask about this cop’s back windshield. A whole collection of plush dolls and beanie babies? I really hope those represent a child you’ve saved from a sex predator or something in that vein (and if true, you rock a whole truckload of ‘em if you want!), but if they are there just for decoration I have to wonder about the fear that levels in would-be crime-doers. Batman wouldn’t rock out a stuffed animal.