That Didn't Take Long

My brother Michael is so in love with the idea of John Calipari as the new UK coach, I tried settling him down with a rather bizarre question:

"You're gonna get a life-size blowup doll of Calipari for your room, aren't you?"

Michael in about 0.000047 seconds: "If he brings championships to UK, yes I will."

So after bemoaning the state of my lifeblood, UK Basketball, a just four days ago, I have something new to worry about ... whether John Calipari will end up being a good coach at UK. Oh, and staying away from my brother and that doll.